Spruha
a vegetarian sea mammal originating from the indian subcontinent, resembling a seal but with longer whiskers and sharper claws. the male is usually very possessive of its female, and can become very agressive if other males try to mate with her resulting in serious (imaginary)bloodshed and heavy agitation. spruhas main activities are eating (about 10 kg of food per day), sleeping, burping, loud farting and growling at the female for no apparent reason. taming or domestication are not advised.
my dream is to go to india and take photos with a litter of spruhas.
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