Spuddermis


an std from getting it on in a potato field where the skin of the infected area turns into a cooked hashbrown area.

or a slang and more profound way to refer to potato skins.
guy 1: bro, what the h-ll happened to your hand!

guy 2: man! i was going hard with my right hand on this girl out in the potato fields when all of a sudden, i smelled hashbrowns and then my hand looked like this…. its called spuddermis

guy 1: that is the raunchiest thing i have ever heard and seen.

guy 2: you think my hand is bad, you should see her!

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