spunk-a-dunk
a full on, skillful bl-w j-b starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including -j-c-l-t–n without breaking contact between p-n-s & mouth or even temporarily subst-tuting a hand or s-x toy.
my boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so i started tonight’s bedroom gymnastics with a sp-nk-a-dunk.
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