Spunk and Run
the act of returning to a random female’s apartment after a night out on the sauce, then vacating her abode at lightening velocity once the messy act has concluded.
“here bazza, what happened with that burd last night?”
“went back to her’s like, blasted a load of clum deep into her minge hole then legged it before she could ask for my number.”
“good lad, the old sp-nk and run!”
“hey mavis, what happened with that lad you were copping off with in the club last night?”
“he came back to mine, sp-nked then ran. i’m not on the pill neither and i’m ovulating. good job i know his address so i can send the welfare cheque request to him in 9 months.”
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