spunk art
the random or artistic pattern one makes from the -j-c-l-t–n or expulsion of sp-nk on any variety of tapestries or surfaces that may resemble a pattern or image.
one(being male) makes on a (normally) female recipients small of back after withdrawing from dogstyle before -j-c-l-t–n and holding back till pressure overcomes the holding force. often with a loud audiable “blat!”. thus resulting in a distinguishable sp-nk art image. >can also be performed by a “solo artist” on a variety of tapestries and textiles.
>may also be performed by an oral reciepient with gag reflex trauma but may not include regergitation.
when you -j-c-l-t-s on something and it makes a pattern.
he makes a living on sp-nkart.
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