spunk fucker


the genuine artice. the full nine yards. the full monty. why would anyone want to f-ck with anythng else?
that homey is a real sp-nk f-cker the way he whipped that b-tch’s -ss!
the dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. commonly known to f-ck bagels in-between online matches
oh no! my mom is making me hang out with that sp-nk f-cker from down the street again!

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