Spunk-lard
pre-coital lubricant of the -n-s made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. method:
1) collect -j-c-l-t-d sperm whilst still warm
2) bring to boil
3) simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) drain away liquid
5) leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a c-ck-shape)
7) apply to -rs-hole
sp-nk-lard me up before b-tt-f-cking me big boy!
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