Spunk On A Coffee
-j-c-l-t-ng seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. this form of sp-nking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.
“do you have a cup? i wanna sp-nk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts.”
“have you ever sp-nked on a coffee?”
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