spunk shui
coined by adam carolla: the philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.
i practiced sp-nk shui when i set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn’t catch me jacking to internet p-rn
the art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that n-body can walk in on you with your back turned.
my buddy got busted yanking it to youp-rn by his old lady because his office has bad sp-nk shui. his back was to the door.
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