spurf
the process of a man releasing bodily fluids out of his member
i think i’m gonna go home and spurf on my girlfriends face.
it’s sort of like ‘f-ck’ in that it can be a noun or verb, turned into an adjective or adverb, and always works as an interjection.
after taking her out to a fine $6.99 golden corrall steak buffet dinner, a brotha could have at least expected a spurf from that beeotch.
spurf! i guess i be yo baby’s momma’s momma
that betta not be spurf on my cheetos.
sometimes, late at night, when i’m all alone, i think about that time in the turkish prison when the bala brothers took turns spurfing me until p-ssed out
Read Also:
- linkbombed
when an internet link to another site, causes that site to go down from the increased traffic. i got linkbombed by slashdot last night because of the article about me.
- linkedout
the result of being removed from a professional group or network. after misleading her boss that a co-worker made a mistake when the mistake was actually her own, sara was linkedout by most of her colleagues.
- linguophile
1. one who loves language so much, that it becomes an irritation to all those in contact with said person. 2. one who majors in linguistics at a pretentious liberal arts college. 3. one who wants to give an abraham lincoln to a phoneme or morpheme. 1. “mark is such a linguophile; he bothers the […]
- morning shadow
it’s the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight’s shave. i love your “morning shadow”, keep it up mr. shi!
- mosh block
a person in a mosh pit who decides it is best to just stand there and ruin the vibe of the moshing. similar to a c-ck block but in terms of moshing. at the show last night, this mosh block just stood in the middle of the pits.