Spurge


when you have the sporadic urge to do something wild…
man… i got the spurge to go bang that pretty lil’ thing over there..
(spûrj)

a random exclamation shouted to a person or group of people in order to express nothing in particular, other than one’s presence. 1

can also be used as a means of starting or continuing a dwindling conversation. 2

derives from the common name for the euphorbia genus of plants: the plant is an ill-stration of randomness and lack of neccessity, just like the word itself
e.g. 1 john (to mike whilst approaching him from across the street): “spurge!”

mike: “hey man!”

e.g. 2 harry (to tim on, for example, facebook chat at the very start of a conversation): “spuuuuurge!!”

tim: “spoouurrge!!!! how’s it goin man?”
male -j-c-l-t- sperm, spooge
wipe the spurge off my pants

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