SPURMO
single proud unmarried men over 30
from the times
may 27, 2008
i’m so lonesome i could cry-tad safran
straight, proud, unmarried men over 30 (spurmos) are in crisis. so many have settled down or succ-mbed to marriage there’s no one left to play with
at some point, 50 million years or so ago, a stegosaurus must have woken up from a long and satisfying night’s sleep. he stretched, scratched his b-m and maybe picked a bit of caveman from his back teeth. he then headed outside to catch up with his mates only to discover that the whole place was eerily silent.
“where the h-ll has everybody gone?”
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