spurta


sloppy spray faeces/excrement that spurts all over the toilet bowl.
check out that huge spurta i just did in the toilet bowl.

it was turtlenecking in and out of my b-mhole but when i pushed hard it ended up being a spurta.

i was angry at my girlfriend so i left her a huge spurta this morning to clean up before she can do a morning wee.

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