sputnum
sputnum is the name given to the uniquely over-powering stench given off by a male ‘chav’ or sewer rat. the actual genetic makeup is unknown but it is said to be comprised of a number of different substances, most promonent of which is human sh-t and urine, which both chavs and sewer dwelling rodents seem to thrive on. other substances that give sputnum its unique smell are cider, marijuana/cigarette smoke, cheap aftershave, sweat, brake fluid, spray-paint and cooking fat.
“when that large group of chav vermin walked past us earlier it smelled like a friggin sputnum bomb had gone off.”
“yeah dude, i could’ve sworn we were in a sewer.”
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