after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scr-pes the grime off your p–py -ss hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper
after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a sh-t and says,” woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish.”
a person on the internet on online video games who’s voice clearly hasn’t broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. these people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. these are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because […]
that uncontrollable urge to spend m-ssive amounts of money, even if you have to borrow it. for years, our elected representatives, from both parties have been on a maniacal mission of squanderl-st
- squash blossom
when a girl looses her virginity while simultaneously getting gang banged. that girl said she was a virgin so me and my buddy squash blossomed that princess.
when a male -j-c-l-t-s upon a squash (or similar produce i.e. cuc-mber, zucchini, large carrot sticks) then proceeds to insert j-zz covered veggie into a woman’s (or male) orifice of choice. “i was squashpumping megan the other day; you should have seen the load i blew on that zucchini, dawg.” “i hope julia doesn’t choke […]
to tea-bag with such force your victim is crushed! “i will squashrangle you” “i squashrangled a guy in halo” (p-ssed tence) “i’m a squashrangler” (discussing tea-baging in halo)