spykes

a sickly sweet alchoholic substance that people add to sh-tty. watery beer.
“hey man, i have the taste of a 14 year old girl, gimme some spykes!”
a person or persons who holds qualities of both spics and kykes. this person is typically lazy, selfish, stupid, jewish, or any combination of sh-tty worthless humans. legend has it that it originated during a friendly game of mario kart, when princess, trailing the entire race, obtained 3 straight spyknings(lightnings), propelling her to the lead with seconds left. this amazingly jewish feat prompted an outburst from luigo, who was leading the entire race, of total frustration mixing spic and kyke, “you f-cking sssspppyyykkeee.” thus, the origination of spyke.

typically they are at least also one of the following:
– thief
-h–rder
-questionable
-gabroni

“get off your lazy -ss and stop counting pennies spyke.”

they often enjoy bagels, dollar menus, wearing yamakas, cosure, dradles, not speaking english and taking days off.
typically they will not partic-p-te in the following: sharing, leaving tips, christmas, independence day, or anything involving spending money.
shields: “hey let’s just run out the door and not leave the waitress anything.”
j mike: “no you f-cking spyke, we are rich and fratty. don’t h–rd you daddy’s money.”

bozo: “yo perez we are going to punish some skeezers at la rez, let’s go.”
perez: “i’ll catch up with you later, i have to click click click some more on protrade to get a gift certificate to the black lion.”
bozo: “dude, you are such a spyke.”
other variations of the word: spykning(used in kart by jews), spykawitz – will pick up pennies from the floor
“yo bro lets go sit on bob’s porch and throw back some bronsons.”
“ok, but i have to run to the coinstar at teeter first.”
“jesus wesselberg, you are such a spykawitz”

“g-d d-mnit who got another spykning!”
“he he”
“f-ck you dempster, you only get them cause you are always in last you spyke.”
to add flavor, alcohol and energy to you beer, drink and you.
hey….you want to spykes that bud light
a mexican who is also jewish
julio silverman is a spyke
1:being spykes=owning a queer group
2:translators stealer
stop doing being spykes man!=stop stealing translators!