Squad Goal
(skwäd/ɡōl) (noun) (plural noun: squad goals): an inspirational term for what you’d like your group of friends to be or accomplish. used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.
i think on sat-rday we should go see bao bao, at the national zoo. she is so funny when she eats all of that bamboo, squad goals.
when you literally have no friends but see a group of friends on instagram, you find that your squadgoal because you want to be with them. mostly someone posts something sh-tty on instagram and you reply with #squadgoals.
“your group of friends is so f-cking cool, it is my squadgoal to be with them.” or just: “#squadgoals”
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