squad mom


a person in the group who identifies as female who gives advice, supplies food, and gives rides to those in need. the squad mom is very important to the grip and there is no squad without a mom.
person 1: i need a ride to the party, do you know who can take me?
person 2: julie, she’s the squad mom.

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