squadfucker
the squadf-cker is a male or female that engages in s-xual intercourse with all of the squad.
chase: dude, i think brittany likes me.
cody: too bad she’s the squadf-cker.
chase: you mean she f-cked the whole squad?
cody: yep, -high five-.
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