squaffle


a squirrel cooked in a waffle-iron. a delicacy originating in hartford connecticut. squaffle can also refer to any type of small, common, urban wildlife (e.g. a pigeon) cooked on a waffle-iron.
may i have some of your squaffle? it looks delicious.

i tend to prefer rodents rather than birds in my squaffle
the bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.
1. can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. that person is a squaffler.
3. squaffleitis. the medical condition that causes squaffle.
a street version of ping pong where four or more players compete for combo points. usually has two net players per team and 1 back player. combo’s are scored by best tricks and combo’s.
squaffle at radders house?
a squral and a waffle combined creating a squaffle.
look at that amazing squaffle
a mix between a squabble and a quarrel.
janine and tim had a squffle about the pancake syrup.
a cross between a squirrel and a waffle. they show symptoms of rabies, and stalk people with a gaint fork if one steals their marshmellows. when mixed with sulferic dioxide, they tend to explode. these b-gg-rs were first discovered by crazy -rs- art students, after sightings of the swopher.
dude, you better watch out, or i’ll set my squaffle minions on you.

Read Also:

  • delusional douche bag

    a person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their f-ggoty -ss will ever be succesful by any means. person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult. that delusional douche bag made […]

  • squanson

    squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of -n-l s-x with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. i.e. p–ping out someone’s d-ck. laura was surprised when i stuck it in her -ss and she tried to squanson me.

  • demagogo

    word used in the dominican republic concerning to a person who is jealous of another and usually hates the success of another and try to destroy anything on their back “ese tipo es un demagogo” “that guy is a hater” “muerte pa’ lo demagogo” “dead to all haters”

  • Democrepubliberal

    a noun to describe a person’s ambiguous political views, or alternatively, to mean “it’s really none of your business”. mostly only applicable to u.s.a. citizens. mary: so what are you’re political views? ellen: i’m democrepubliberal. mary: (confused look followed by awkward silence)

  • Franchisacide

    verb. the act of killing a franchise via the production of superfluous sequels or spin-offs. term first coined by yahtzee croshaw: “george ‘franchisacide’ lucas” star wars films i-iii and the lego star wars game are examples of franchisacide.


Disclaimer: squaffle definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.