Squammy
a drug induced affliction of the p-n-s, also known as c-ke d-ck, wherein the p-n-s feels like a flaccid, clammy, cold eraser after having given up on life and all its joys; to the point where it would yell “i don’t even care anymore” if one were to drive a nail through the p-n-s. (a squammy is easily self-diagnosable and running aforementioned test is extremely inadvisable)
so having given up on p-rn for the night, he runs up to me and smacks me in the forehead with his squammy. remind me not to p-ss out around that f-cker again.
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