Squant


an unlucky person or event.
joe “i got in a car accident today man”
tom”did they have insurance?”
joe”no”
tom “what a squant!”

robert”so man, how was your date last night?”
josh” alright, except her gl-ss eye fell out while i was banging her”
robert”squant!”
a sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.
a rod swings at the ball and the ump screams: “strike 3!”
me:”squant!!!!”

video game voice: “you lose. game over.”
me: “squant!”

kevin:”dude i can’t find my tv remote anywhere.”
me: “squant!”

a.p.: “she never called me back.”
me: “haha, squant!!!”

zuphlas: “dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he’s a warrior.”
me: “lol, squant!!!”
a p-ssing by female that is attractive to the average male eye
“ey lange, squant at 6 o’clock”
a tiny, tight v-g-n- that still has a cherry unpopped and has never been loosened. a really tight v-g-n-.
‘bro i fingered my girl last night and she had the tightest squant!

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