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• Happy Ball

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• Hashtag's Disease

  when someone thinks they’re really clever because they make half their post or tweet a hashtag. so they do it all the time. real life instances of “hashtag’s disease”: i was home two hours late for curfew. oh wait, #whydoihaveacurfew i am in bed so early and it feels so nice! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal

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