Squashed A Frog
to sh-t in one’s own pants and then sit in it.
lertle: “hey lojik, the funniest thing happened.. i was driving home and i squashed a frog!”
lojik: “haha what?”
lertle: “i thought i had to fart but i shat myself, then i sat in it. very messy it was”
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