squashed rat


when a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a cd case. the resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
it is like mooning someone except with a d-ck and b-lls.
pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.
pressing you d-ck up against a window (normally car)
i gave him a squashed rat

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