squashed spider


when a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.
“that girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she’s got, that she hasn’t shaved in months.”
an -n-s
her b-tthole looks like a squashed spider

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