Squat Cobbler
a s-xual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed b-ttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. commonly -ssociated with fetishists.
synonyms: hoboken squat cobbler, full moon pie, boston cream splat, simple simon the -ss man, dutch apple -ss.
variants: crybaby squat cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.
dee: “what the h-ll is a squat cobbler??”
jay: “it’s when a man sits in pie. he sits… in a pie. and he… wiggles around.”
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