perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.
the largest free weight is 45 lbs. four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: bro, do you even lift?
bro 2: bro, i squat four plates three times a week.
greeks knew how people should want to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
- Squib load
a defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm. indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, g-sses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round. if you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe […]
a huge cr-p or the period of time in which one cr-ps. person 1: dude, what you do last night? person 2: ahh not alot, just took a big suncha. person 1: bad -ss! person 1: where the h-ll is paul? person 2: taking a suncha. person 1: bad -ss.
- stanky nordyke
a smelly norweigan lesbian dude 1:hey dude did you smell that? dude 2: that was one stanky nordyk-!
its your -n-s. the skin that’s there that looks like a star. i licked the poo-flecks off her starfold…. mmmmm……
the lackl-stre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at starbucks. this includes baristas losing one’s order, being visibly annoyed by requests like ‘no foam’ or ‘extra hot’, and audible griping between employees behind the counter. “that barista just told me, “we can’t make your drink right now. the machine is spilling water everywhere”, […]