Squat Job
when a girl is laying down and doesn’t feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands b-tch; imitating the action of doing squats.
– ena & caitie trademark this b-tch (:
girl: i’m tired, shove it down me baby.
boy: alright, squat job it is.
s-xual act:
the woman is on top of the man. the man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. the partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. he or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.
images:
hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.
vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.
1: dude, last night i was so h-rny man, and she made my day!
2: dude, bl-w j-b? just a handie?
1: better, the squat job, man..
2: squat job??
1: yeah, she’s on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your c-ck. like f-cking a taco, that’s hardsh-ll!
1: ftwtf, that’s awesome!
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