Squawk block
a squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have s-x, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
squawk blocks always end in embarr-ssment, and occasionally penile injury.
jeff: so how’d the date with meghan go? did you bang?
timothy: it went well up until i started to undress, at which point meghan’s parrot atacked me.
jeff: dayum. what happened afterward?
timothy: i had to leave because the parrot bit my d-ck!
jeff: bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
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