Squawkward
a term used to describe relationships, usually of a s-xual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.
in the young audience series animorphs by k.a. applegate (published by scholastic inc.), tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.
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