Squeaker

a squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached p-b-rty. the squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. the squeaker is infamous for using execcive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. the other kind of squeaker is the s-x obsessed squeaker who is in the middle of p-b-rty, and will constantly talk about s-xual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but s-xual terms to insult other players.
pre-p-b-cent squeaker: you little sh-tface c-ck lover! f-cking f-ck you! he f-cking shot my f-cking guy with a f-cking gun and he f-cking ran and i f-cking died and then i f-cking resp-wned and he’s f-cking dead and…(most headsets hve been taken off at this point.

s-x-obsessed squeaker: dude, she sounds hot! i would totally f-ck her 100 times! have you guys ever heard of britney spears? she’s so hot, i would do her so hard. did you just kill me? i’m totally going to f-ck your girlfriend!
a gamer on voice chat that has not hit p-b-rty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. they will often use a rediculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.
dude, that squeaker on wow gave me a really bad headache!
a person over an online game with microphones who has an annoyingly high pitched voice, often under 11. squeakers commonly get upset over every bad thing that happens to them, taking it out on fellow players through loud shouting and m-ss amounts of swearing and name calling. commonly found in popular fps (first person shooter) games ex. halo 3, call of duty 4, battlefield 2 etc.
squeaker:”dude you guys suck! you got me killed because you didn’t sacrifice your own life for mine! i kicked -ss in the beta! you all are such n00bs, you would never make it in my clan.”
guy 1:”shut up you squeaker.”
a term referring to prep-b-scent kids, most especially those playing online games. these types of kids generally talk or complain constantly with their prep-b-scent high pitched voices causing annoyance to the mature players. be warned, as calling these kids a squeaker will generally cause them to literally start squeaking.
(high pitched squeaker voice): stop killing me. you’re not being fair. stop killing me before i get a chance to kill you. stop. stop. stop. stop. stop…

(mature voice): d-mn kid. shut up and stop squeaking.

(high pitched squeaker voice): squeak squeak squeak
people on xbox live with very high voices. usually very annoying and complain frequently. they are commonly around ages 10 – 14.
these squeakers keep complaining every time i get a kill on them!
a child on xbox live approximately 7-12 yrs old, who has a vocal pitch which is not only annoying, but painful to all who have to endure it.
i hate it when dave’s little brother gets on his xbox. that little f-cker p-sses me off. i’m not going to let dave join our parties anymore if that squeaker signs on as him one more time.
nickname for a small cute girl who tends to inexplicably squeak when poked in the stomach or side
person #1: “what the h-ll was that squeaking noise, did someone step on a puppy?!”

person #2: “nah, somebody just poked squeakers.”

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