squeaky beef


a heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. when sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. this roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.
i can’t eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.

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