squeech
a combination of the word “question” inside of the word “speech.” it’s a question posed at a public event in such a way that the person asking it actually delivers a speech before the person being asked can respond. the person usually disagrees with the speaker.
coined by debators in northern california’s high school debate organization, junior state of america, in the early 2000s.
when eduardo stood up to ask the debator about his position on nuclear power, he squeeched about how bad it was for several minutes before the audience shouted him down with “squeech! squeech!”
at the political rally, one person from the audience got up to ask about the candidate’s position on the war, but squeeched about 911 government conspiracy until the candidate accused him of being a plant.
1. to slide/ creep along in a worm like movement. bunching up in the middle, then extending forward.
2. pinch/ squeeze.
3. throw it in anywhere in a sentence to spice things up.
1. she squeeched along on her stomache, stalking the boy ahead of her.
2. boy: “did you just squeech my b-tt?”
girl: “maybe i did… maybe i didn’t!”
3. boy and girl walking in silence
boy: “squeech!”
girl: “i love you.”
boy: “oh i know.”
to blow your nose on a chicks -sshole as lube.
guy 1 – “hey hows that cold coming along?”
guy 2 – “pretty good, i totally squeeched that librarian last night.”
guy 1 – “yea shes a good squeechee”
that awkward moment when a fart is let out during fapping
brandon: “dude, i was in my room fapping and let out a huge fart.”
clark: “ha sounds like you just squeeched.”
a hybrid word rooted from words; squeal, and screech. a loud, annoying noise that often exceeds 130 db, often this noise is emitted by overly excited girls.
guy 1: dude did you just hear that squeech that kelli just made? it friggen peeled the paint off my car!
guy 2: (dead)
a mixture of a screech and a squeak. usually very humourous simply because it sounds ridiculous
dude, i know that was fricken weird, but did you have to squeech in my ear!?!
opposite of chode.
long slender p-n-s.
dude you have a f-cking squeech ahahahahahah!!!
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