Squeef

when someone queefs and squirts at the same time.
“oh sorry! i just squeef’d all over you!”
30 more definitions
a bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film outside providence, “do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?”
marijuana, cannabis-sativa
“yo man, you got any squeef??”
like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. this word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the v-g-n-l c-n-l.
hey dude i wanna get high. let’s go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
yo, i’m new in town. do you know where i can score some squeef, bro?
when lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
jessica was being her wh-r–self when she squeefed all over her wall.
a bag of sh-tty old man pot
“which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?”- the buck god rest his soul
noun

1. while a queef is usually involuntary, a “squeef” occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. a voluntary queef.
“whenever joanne is around another woman she doesn’t like, she stands next to them and squeefs.”
1 .a multi facetted term used in a host of scenarios generally to describe a person place or thing when no other recognized noun or adjective can describe such event.

2. additionally this term can be used to describe a sudo hipster or metro s-xual male that enjoys brunch or the wearing of tight pleated jeans or slacks .
1. i thought i was off this weekend but i got squeefed and have to go to the parade detail .

2. look at that sqeef … ………can those skinny jeans be any tighter ??