taint wagon


the fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone’s taint. the term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.
did you hear about the party at samantha’s sweet 16? heard there was a vicious taint wagon!

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