Squeegee Sex
squeegee s-x happens while having s-x in the missionary position. nano-seconds before -j-c-l-t–n, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest v-g-n- known to man. see also “donkey punch.”
“dude, last night i squeegee s-xed renae!
“nice, how was it?”
“tight! any tighter and i think it would have ripped my c-ck off!”
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