squeeky cheek
a rarely used s-xual maneuver employing the acts of f-ll-t–, masturbation, and wound-f-cking all in one. the squeeky cheek is performed by gently stabbing a hole into the facial cheek of a willing partic-p-nt, forcibly shoving the thumb and index-finger portion of the ‘ok’ symbol into the oral opening, then proceeding to make sweet love to the cheek wound. doing so, one will, by default, receive a bl-wj-b, while also technically masturbating through the thumb-index finger ring inside the receiving party’s mouth.
she was once a beautiful woman, before i gave her the squeeky cheek. now she’s just downright s-xy!
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