squeet
to squirt and queef at the same time. similar to a shart.
she began to squeet as she neared her -rg-sm. her girlfriend couldn’t help but laugh as she squeeted while c-mming.
when you shoot period blood out of your v-g-n-.
“last night brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making”
the standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. for example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. the cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the tel (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. a cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
male: “apparently, they’re remaking my little pony, but instead of ponies, they’re kitten-ponies.”
female: “squeeee! ohmygodthat’ssoawesome! ican’tbelievethey’redoingthis ohmygodohmygodohmygod…”
male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. we’d best get the restraints out now.
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
the sound made as a wet p–p exits the -n-s.
“what was that?”
“i squeeted.”
1. a combination of the words skeet and squirt.
2. a combination of the words sweet and score.
that sh-t was f-ckin’ squeet!
a word that compresses the sentence, “let’s go eat.” heard in southern dialect.
squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (square) and (feet), squeet.
my apartment is 800 squeet.
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