Squeeze Break


a well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one’s work shift as possible. performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your -sshole boss with little recourse.
gary made it s point each day to take a squeeze break. his boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. you gotta sh-t, you gotta sh-t.

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