squeeze factor
(noun) the amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. the more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
joe (after coming out of the bathroom): “yo brozay, what’s on tv?”
bill: “yo, you just missed two shows. wtf were you doing in there anyway. are you ok?”
joe: “yeah, man. i’m a little uh….how shall we say, backed up. there was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump.”
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