squeeze the lemon
to relive one self by urinating. fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.
be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.
to press along the shaft of the d-ck in order to get out the last few drops of p-ss or c-m.
i like to make sure i’ve gotten the last drops of p-ss outta my d-ck, so i squeeze the lemon before i go away from the urinal.
the art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. this practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
hey jeff, i squeeze the lemon at the i29 and benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
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