SQUID MARK
a mark often left on the front of a pair of underwear, usually the result of leftover male -j-c-l-t-.
after a pleasurable night of adultery with my wife’s sister, the only evidence that got me busted was a couple of overlooked squid marks on my boxers, and her dress.
the scottish version of skid mark. it’ sthe little sh-t stain you may find in the seat of your underwear after a rigorous session of pinching white castle sliders and not geting all the little pueblos.
“you’ve a f-cking squidmark, go wipe your bottom!”
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