squeezel
1. to knowingly squeeze in ahead of someone or something even though it is not yet your turn
2. one who takes undo advantage of an opportunity to get ahead of someone else
i was next in line to park my car, but out of nowhere that blue car squeezeled into my sp-ce.
1. (n) vietnamese term for a porcupine.
popularized in the vietnam episode of anthony bordain’s ‘no reservations’ when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
squeezel soup? wtf is a squeezel?
a person or organization who attempts to squeeze every last dollar form one’s pocket through weasel like means.
those squeezels at the irs said i owe five years worth of back taxes.
a squeezel is something that one must like and or love, no related to any furry woodland creature. commonly used in the form “squeezel” or “ilikesqueezels”. not a common name for a korean game player. rarely is it used in conjuncation with a clan or guild abbreviation.
can be used in many creative forms, not recommended for use by aol users.
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