squeezil
squeezil is a omniscient being who protects a house from unwanted or evil beings.squeezil is known to sleep and hang-out with your animals at night.squeezil is also mischievous and will do things such as letting animals out of their cages and moving around and taking things.
“honey…the ferrets got out again, and i’m sure i secured the cage last night.””well it must have been squeezil again.”
the dirt that inevitably ends up on the bottom of your shoes.
man, ted has a lot of squeezil today!
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