Squelchman


when the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the p-n-s repet-tively, when an attractive female is near.
maddie sits next sean in a slightly to revealing top, sean see’s cleavage and instantly has to squelch his p-n-s, but however sean wasn’t sneaky enough and romie named him the ‘squelchman’.

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