Squemily
a rare and exotic form of emily. plumage includes red feathers, red cheeks and red spotted variations. known to keep an irregular sleeping schedule, squawking awake around 4 am and refusing to quit until acknowledged. squemily’s require constant affection, attention and open ears for their squawking. a natural ally of cats, squemily’s diet consists mainly of nuts and berries, with the occasional kobe beef steak mixed in. smooth legs, large eyes and giant cheshire cat smile are sure giveaways that you are dealing with a squemily. macccawwww.
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