squerpes
rare disease that is transmitted when s-xual contact occurs between a human and a small, bushy tailed rodent.
guy 1: dude, i can’t believe i got squerpes.
guy 2: well what did you think would happen when you were f-cking that squirrel?
a case of herpes so severe that your genitals begins to squirt gooey projectile vomit uncontrollably.
i went down on a rotten looking weiner with a bad case of squerpes. now i’m blind with eye herpes.
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