squib

-noun

1. a punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. a replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. is symbolized by a combination of a ‘z’ and ‘?’ as one character.
3b. as of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is subst-tuted with {squib} following a sentence.
ex: wow, that was really useful information {squib}
ex: lindsay lohan deserves an oscar! {squib}
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a squib is a term from the harry potter series written by j. k. rowling meaning a muggle(non-magical person) born to wizard parents.
– filch, the hogwarts caretaker is a squib.
– mrs. figg in harry potter and the order of the pheonix is a squib.
(noun)
1. in film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor’s costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. in harry potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.
1. they had to re-take the shot because the squib didn’t go off on time.

2. filch is a squib.
an afl player who meets the following criteria
a) has little to no intestinal fort-tude (guts)
b) lacks intelligence with out even knowing it
c) lacks accountability
d) is just a general moron
brett thornton is the definition of a squib
a person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic
argus filch is a squib in harry potter
people who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.
some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.
a member of bangor quidditch s.q.u.i.b ( society of quiditch in bangor), bangor university’s (wales) quidditch team.
i’m proud to be a squib.