squid and the whale’d
to m-st-rb-t- and take your -j-c-l-t- when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.
matt: dude, you squid and the whale’d the rental car seat?
chris: there was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn’t get it all!
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